macadamia marzipan balls

alana says that it was my idea, i'm pretty sure that it was hers, but at some point in malta we were inspired by some poolside chewy marzipan cookies to throw a blogged out marzipan kiki for christmas. (what's a kiki?)

unselfishly, our marzipan party is a reminder to listen to or see or play the air tambourine along with the nutcracker at least once this christmas week. the sugar plums! the pirouettes! the behind the scenes at the city ballet instagrams that were a highlight of the internet! and of course the marzipans. you should eat many marzipans.

selfishly, i really just wanted more marzipan content spewed onto the internet because marzipan is easily the best part of the holidays. marzipan, dumplingsthe santa clause. and stoop traipsing around the house announcing that her pup has pooped with christmas confidence. (don't ask.) 

and the kiki hath delivered! look at the marzipan wizardry that has arrived to you today: lily’s pistachio marzipan ice cream, stephanie’s marzipan chocolate chip cookies, beau’s cardamom marzipan rolls, michelle’s marzipan semlor, betty’s sesame (!) marzipan rose cakes, and alana’s remake of those chewy malta cookies. i am really excited about all of these, i think this marzipan party should become a tradition. 

my contribution is macadamia marzipan! which can be made with two (2!) ingredients if you play your cards right. typically, basic marzipan ingredients include nuts, sugar, and some type of binder, like egg whites or corn syrup. but because macadamia nuts are so fatty, marzipaning them doesn't require an additional binder. it's a lot lighter and fluffier than your typical almond marzipan, so it's not necessarily something that would hold up to, say, cutting out a moose shape and sticking it on a cake, but when it's balled up and rolled around in a dish of sparkly sprinkles, it is a painfully easy and amazingly tasty way to add bling to your holiday table. pretty pretty princess-style bling. 


macadamia marzipan balls

makes 12

ingredients

1 1/2 cups roasted macadamias (if unsalted, add a pinch of salt)
1/2 cup confectioners’ sugar

Sprinkles, optional

clues

blend the macadamias in a food processor just until crumbly. don’t over blend or you’ll end up with macadamia butter. add the confectioners’ sugar (and salt, if your nuts were unsalted) and blend for a wee bit longer, until combined and clumpy. it’s ready when it sticks together if you squeeze a bit in your hand.

pile it all together on a work surface and then divide it into 12 small balls. serve them naked like that or roll them in sprinkles. enjoy!


-yeh!


pictured: knife / slab / dish / board

coconut layer cake

every morning now the first thing we do is go out in the snow to check for fresh eggies! the most we’ve gotten in a day is two so far, so i haven’t started blanketing the town in meringue yet. and we’re still sticking to basic modes of preparing them, like scrambling and boiling, just so we can enjoy the newness of this pure eggie perfection before we start scotching them and deviling them and just generally going nuts on them with mayo and the like. my snapchat has become the egg show.

(come play on snapchat! i am molly.yeh over there!)

one macaroni laid an egg in her poop but for the most part they've been really good about going in their little nesting boxes. oh gosh, i just had a thought, i hope our eggs continue to be this tasty because now with all the snow on the ground, foraging around the yard is going to be way more difficult for macaroni. oof. can any chicken parents out there advise on this?

in other news, happy week-before-christmas! if you are not up to your eyeballs in cookie swaps and gingerbread houses and candy canes yet, you're doing it wrong. (right?) so here's some more sugar to add to the madness. it's got coconut coming at it from every possible angle in every possible form by way of coconut milk, coconut oil, coconut flavor oil, shredded coconut, and king arthur flour's sparkly heavenly coconut sugar. it's delightfully dense and magically moist and unlike most of the big honkin 8" cakes that i typically make, this guy is scaled down slightly to a 6" cake to allow for fewer leftovers to be added to the holiday sugar pile. yippee!


coconut cake

makes one 3-layer 6-inch cake

ingredients

cake:

1 c sugar
1 1/4 c king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour
3/4 tsp kosher salt
3/4 tsp baking powder
3/4 tsp baking soda
1 large egg
1 c coconut milk
1 tb lemon juice
1 tsp vanilla bean paste
1/4 tsp coconut flavor oil
1/4 c coconut oil, melted but not hot

frosting:

1 c unsalted butter, softened
2 c confectioners'  sugar
Pinch salt
1 tsp vanilla bean paste
1/4 tsp coconut flavor oil

assembly:

4 oz unsweetened shredded coconut
marzipan kneaded with green food coloring
sparkly coconut sugar

 

 

clues

cake:

preheat the oven to 350ºf. grease and line the bottoms of three 6-inch cake pans and set aside.
in a large bowl, whisk together the sugar, flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda. in a separate, medium bowl, whisk together the egg, coconut milk, lemon juice, vanilla, coconut flavor oil, and coconut oil. add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients and stir to combine.
pour the batter into the cake pans and bake until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. begin checking for doneness at 22 minutes.
let cool in the pans for 10 minutes and then turn onto a wire rack to cool completely.

frosting:

To make the frosting, place the butter in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment. Beat on medium speed until creamy. Reduce the speed to low and gradually add the confectioners’ sugar and beat to combine. Beat in the salt, vanilla, and coconut flavor oil.

assembly:

Stack up the cake layers with a layer of frosting in between and frost all over. Place the cake on a rimmed baking sheet and cover it all over with coconut. Shape cones out of the green marzipan to make the trees and roll in the sparkly coconut sugar. Stick em on top and enjoy!


i used the following king arthur flour products in this recipe: all-purpose flour, vanilla bean paste, shredded coconut, coconut flavor oil, marzipan, and heavenly coconut sugar. thank you so much, king arthur flour, for sponsoring this post!

-yeh!

macaroni's first egg!!!!!!

we hyperventilated for five minutes straight. and then omg-ed for five more. it was the greatest hanukkah present ever in all the land! one teeny tiny egg, too small for most of our egg cups and very lightly speckled. everything we've waited for since june (they grow up so fast!). we cuddled it and stared at it and finally decided that we should eat it ceremoniously, out of the egg cup we bought on our honeymoon.

we wanted a six-minute egg, but with such a dainty little specimen we reduced the time to five and it was perfect. firm whites, a yolk the thickness of honey. and its color! we kvelled so hard, we've never been prouder. is this what having an honor roll student is like? can i get a bumper sticker about all this? 

we spread our little egg onto buttered toast and sprinkled it with salt while the snow came down outside. it was tasty and bucolic af. now we're researching how to bronze the shell so we can keep it on our mantel forever and ever. 

we're so proud of you, macaroni!!

-yay!

grape and ricotta latkes

i’ve just returned from about 40 hours in new york and i feel like a blob that just ran a marathon. not that i would know what a marathon hangover feels like, but when you adjust to a stationary life in a driving town and then briefly return to your city lady semi-roots that are heavily influenced by a complete aversion to riding the subway so you spend a ton of your time walking and eating and walking some more, and because shoe shopping is not your favorite you do it all in terrible shoes that lack proper arch support, you feel a little hurty the next day. it’s ok! i got this new matchy katniss everdeen sweat suit that feels like a continuous hug so i think i’m going to be just fine!

most of my time was spent with the deeelightful humans at apartment therapy and the kitchn for their 10 under 40 maker talk! we built gingerbread houses (here’s the glittery one i built with gaby and 1/2 of sir kensington!) which was easily some of the most fun i’ve had collaboratively building an edible dwelling since sunday school when we made pretzel sukkahs. and then at night we had to give speeches in front of an audience and i did not barf on stage even though i was almost positive i would, therefore i consider the event a success. 

the rest of my time in the city was spent eating bagels with jonah hill (rather, splitting lox with donny and siobhan while we stalker stared across the room at the back of jonah’s head while he drank orange juice), hummus with 1/3 of my bridal party, condiments in the facebook cafeteria with talia, popcorn with lior at the beautiful food52 holiday popup, shakshuka focaccia with a side of triumph at breads (because do you know how many times i have been to breads looking for that shakshuka focaccia and they’ve been sold out???), and a kasha knish from yonah

now i am back just in time for the last few nights of hanukkah, so i’m squeezing in one more latke for you! it’s nothing too crazy, just a simple twist on a classic. it’s the same combination of crispy/salty/sweet/creamy elements that you get with the traditional sour cream and apple sauce latke, but i’ve subbed out sour cream for ricotta and apple sauce for grape jam to give you another way to keep the eight nights of latkes exciting.


grape and ricotta latkes

1. make a batch of ex-boyfriend latkes

2. top them with a healthy plop of ricotta and a sprinkle of salt

3. make a divot in the ricotta to hold the jam

4. fill the divot with grape jam (i'm loving this ancho chile grape jam!)

5. enjoy!


-yeh!

thank you so much to grapes from california for sponsoring this post!