interview: audrey bananarama

meet audrey, my niece dog. 

stoopie and johnswik acquired her some months back and since then i haven't seen stoopie without her.

{this is the girl that didn't like dogs until audrey came around.}

audrey is pretty magical. she likes typical dog things, is very ladylike, and has rathercomplex feelings.

thankfully, stoopie served as an excellent translator for this interview:

my name is yeh: welcome, audrey!

audrey: oh, thank you! i'm a little bit nervous. this is my first interview since the surgery.

m: oh, no worries on that. just relax. let's begin with some politics... who are you going to vote for?

a: oprah

m: what's your favorite toy?

a: my squishy pear

m: what's your favorite way to dine?

a: al fresco

m: tell us about your love life.

a: daddy says i'm too young to date.

m: what do you want to be when you grow up?

a: a visual merchandiser for saks.

m: what are your favorite television programs?

a: law and order svu, 2 stupid dogs, and anything that has to do with fashion.

m: where is your bellybutton? 

a: i have six of them.

m: excellent. thanks, niece.

a: thank you very much, aunt molly!

-yeh!