s'mores mini cakes + instaglamp registration!

in the alternate reality where we never grow up and i am eternally a 12-year-old with crimped hair and a body glittered face, you will find me at summer camp near the canteen with a frozen charleston chew going into my mouth. and i might also be writing a letter home on hello kitty stationary or on my way to pick up a care package full of tampon boxes that are actually secretly full of red vines and cow tales. this is my heaven. 

idk, maybe it’s obvious from the fact that i sleep in this sweatshirt every night and watch wet hot american summer and camp nowhere as often as possible and devoted a whole chapter in molly on the range to camp and just about fell off the treadmill when unorthodox announced their summer camp episode but i am the most summer camp obsessed lady in all of the red river valley. 

which is why i am excited af x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 to announce that registration for a **new** grownup summer camp is officially open!!!!!!!!

instaglamp is what happens when summer camp grows up, leaves home, gives away its juicy velour sweatsuits, and now instead of playing gaga and eating spray can cheese, it is into things like styling cute picnic lunches, cooking shakshuka by campfire, foraging, and posting all about it on instagram. all of the great campy things like s’mores and care packages are still there but these s’mores will have ~fancy~ marshmallows and the care packages just might be boozy. and the spray can cheese will get swapped out for cheese tasting at a goat farm!!! 

it will be held at firelight camps (just look at the tents that you get to stay in!!) and the counselors will be johnna foxmeetsbear, emma frisch, and me! emma and johnna are the best and we’ve been chatting and scheming for months now and have cooked up a schedule that is geared toward anybody who is looking to work on their photo taking, food styling, editing in both lightroom and mobile apps, and all of the fun things that go into building an instagram feed that you love. we’ll also venture out around the finger lakes to explore breweries, farms, and the ithaca farmers market. it’s going to be bonkers and i hope you will join us!

spots are limited, so head over here for more details and book as soon as you can!

to celebrate instaglamp registration opening, i made cakes! duh. they are s’mores inspired mini cakes that are made up of graham cake, chocolate buttercream, and a marshmallow topping that i torched with eggboy’s tiniest farm torch. i was inspired by deb’s s'mores cupcakes to put actual ground up graham crackers into the cake rather than hunting down graham flour, and it is such a tasty addition. if you don’t have a little torch, you can totally skip that step (but do add a kitchen torch to your next birthday list because torching marshmallow frosting is sooo satisfying). 


s'mores mini cakes

makes 10 mini cakes

ingredients

for the cake:

1 c sugar

1/2 c brown sugar

1 1/2 c all-purpose flour

9 large graham crackers (1 package), finely ground in a food processor

1/2 tsp baking soda

1 1/2 tsp kosher salt

1 tsp ground cinnamon

2 large eggs

1 c buttermilk

1/2 c flavorless oil, like canola

1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

3/4 c water

 

for the chocolate frosting:

3 oz chocolate chips

1/2 c unsalted butter, softened

1 c powdered sugar

1/4 c cocoa powder

a pinch of kosher salt

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

2 tb heavy cream

 

for the marshmallow topping:

4 egg whites

3/4 c sugar

a pinch of kosher salt

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

 

sprinkles, optional

clues

for the cake:

preheat the oven to 350ºf. line a half sheet pan with parchment and set aside.

in a large bowl, combine the sugar, brown sugar, flour, graham cracker crumbs, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. in a separate bowl, mix together the eggs, buttermilk, oil, vanilla extract, and water. add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients and mix to combine.

pour the cake batter into the prepared pan and until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, begin checking for doneness at 20 minutes. let cool in the pan fully.

when the cake is cool, use a 2 1/2" circle biscuit cutter to cut out your mini layers. (to get the cleanest edges, i typically wrap the cooled cake in plastic wrap and then freeze for an hour or so (or even up to a couple of weeks) before cutting out my circles.)

for the frosting:

melt chocolate chips in a double boiler, set aside to cool to room temperature.

in a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, combine the butter, sugar, cocoa powder, salt, and vanilla until combined. add the cream and then with the mixer on low, stir in the melted chocolate.

to assemble:

stack up three layers of cake circles with a layer of chocolate frosting between them, leaving the top unfrosted and ready for the marshmallow topping. it's important to do this step before making the marshmallow topping since once you make it you'll want to pipe it on immediately. 

for the marshmallow topping:

in a double boiler fitted with a candy thermometer, combine the egg whites and sugar and cook over low heat, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula, until it reaches 160ºf.

transfer the mixture to the bowl of your stand mixer and beat on high with the whisk attachment until the mixture forms glossy stiff peaks. stir in the salt and vanilla and then immediately transfer to a large piping bag fitted with a large circle tip. pipe large blobs onto the tops of the cakes and then torch with a kitchen torch to lightly toast it. top with sprinkles if desired.

enjoy!


-yeh!

firelight photos by: andy noyes, kathryn leighton, and allison usavage! 

pistachio butter pudding pops

“dirty pop” has been stuck in my head all weekend, except all of the dirties have been replaced with “puddin” because it’s #popsicleweek and our lunch table* made pudding pops!!! 

*the imaginary lunch table of stephanie, lily, alana, michelle, and me. and by lunch table i mean group text thread, which is kind of the same thing when you spend all of your time at home in matchy sweats. 

we’re making pudding pops because pudding is a delicious, underrated food, and it’s kind of like grapes in that it’s good right out of the refrigerator but great right out of the freezer. the change color popsicles and those siamese popsicles were super cool but i’ve always always preferred creamy pudding pops, so i’m extra excited about this popsicle week. and if one side effect of our flooding the internet with pudding pop recipes is that bill cosby isn’t the first result when you google image search “pudding pop,” i’ll consider that a victory. 

this recipe is based on these peanut butter graham cracker pudding pops from a few years back and inspired by my favorite jell-o pudding flavor growing up. does anyone else think it’s kind of quirky that no matter how basic the grocery store is, the jell-o mix section always has the very non-basic flavor of pistachio? it’s like chocolate, vanilla, pistachio, and butterscotch. the four main flavors in life. stoop was all about butterscotch. i liked green. and when i got my wisdom teeth out i was mad that i couldn’t have the nutty bits in the pistachio pudding so mum made me basil infused pudding. i was so drugged up but i remember that as being a great consolation pudding!

this pistachio pudding is special because it is made with pistachio ~butter~, something that is always left out of the nut butter aisle. (how is it that the nut butter aisle is less hip than the pudding aisle?) but it’s ok because that’s what food processors are for. you put the pistachios in, you turn it on, you check instagram for 5 or 10 minutes, and then magically all of the nuts have let their oils out and what was once a pile of nuts is now a creamy butter. it makes these pops so creamy that they don’t really want to let go of any popsicle molds, so my solution is to make them in little paper dixie cups that you rip off right before enjoying. chocolate dip is optional. sprinkles are not. and a good food processor is required. if you don’t have one you can try and hunt down pre-made pistachio butter or simply sub the pistachio butter for 1/2 cup of another nut butter or…tahini????

anywho, happy #popsicleweek everyone!!! thanks to billy for putting together yet another fantastic celebration of summer!! check out all of the participating popsicles here, and definitely check out the other pudding pops at our lunch table:

stephanie made carrot cake pudding pops with cream cheese pudding which sounded so good and made me want to put labneh in mine but then i ate all the labneh in the house. 

lily made banana pudding pops which i am not going to eat because bananas are the devil but i want you to eat them if bananas are not your devil.

alana made matcha azuki pudding pops which she swore would turn out ugly but i knew that they would not be.

michelle made strawberry pudding pops that have yellow cake in them!!! gotta hide these from eggboy otherwise he will start foaming at the mouth. 


pistachio butter pudding pops

makes 6 (3 ounce) pudding popsicles

ingredients

1 c (128g) roasted unsalted pistachios

1 tb cornstarch

1 1/2 c (340g) + 2 tb whole milk

3/4 c (150g) granulated sugar

1/4 tsp kosher salt

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp almond extract

Zest of 1/2 a lemon

 

Sprinkles (i used these)

 

Optional: melted chocolate stirred with a bit coconut oil for dipping 

clues

First, make the pistachio butter. In a food processor, blend the pistachios, scraping the sides occasionally, until very creamy and spreadable, about 5-10 minutes.

In a small bowl, whisk together the cornstarch and 2 tablespoons of milk to make a slurry. Set it aside.

In a medium saucepan, whisk together the remaining milk, sugar, salt, vanilla, almond extract, and pistachio butter and heat over medium heat, whisking often. When it begins to steam, whisk in the cornstarch slurry and continue whisking for a few minutes until the mixture thickens slightly and coats the back of a spoon. Stir in the lemon zest and remove it from heat. Let cool for 10 to 15 minutes, whisking occasionally.

Spoon into 6 (3-ounce) paper cups. Top with sprinkles, place popsicle sticks into the centers and freeze until firm, about 5 hours or overnight.

Optional: once popsicles are frozen, melt about a cup of chocolate chips in a double boiler and stir in a tablespoon of coconut oil. Let it cool to room temp. rip the paper cups off of the popsicles and dip them in the chocolate. Serve or stick em right back in the freezer. 


-yeh!

p.s. shoutout to pudding skin singles

chocolate chip rosemary scones + eggsister's bridal shower!

alright, we defrosted the princess cakes successfully and pulled off a super fun scandinavian woodland tea party bridal shower for eggsister!!!! we held it out in the woods behind our house last weekend and showered eggsister with love and giggles before it actually showered raindrops. organizing showers might be my new favorite hobby so i told eggsister and eggsisterfiancé this weekend at the twins game to get to werk on miniature humans asap so that i can plan a baby shower.


here was our menu!

rhubarb princess cakes

rose petits fours- from erin’s book which will be out this fall. they were so good and rosy and moist, that recipe alone would make buying her book worth it so go preorder it right this second (and zomg watch the trailer on her preorder page it's so hypnotizing and satisfying).

sprinkle cookies and elderberry jelly thumbprints- used this dough for both

strawberry oreos 

chocolate chip rosemary scones (see below)

a little woodland cake- vanilla cake with nutella frosting, decorated with crushed cookie "dirt," buttercream succulents, fresh rosemary, dala horse cookies, almonds, sprinkles, shaved rhubarb roses, a marzipan sign painted with food coloring, and marzipan mushrooms. yes, i went wild with the toothpicks to make sure everything stayed in place. 

tea sandwiches- egg salad, pimento cheese, baloney (eggsister’s idea not mine but you know i jumped at the opportunity to buy baloney)

chopped veggies with yogurt ranch- i’m putting that recipe in my yogurt book!

my mom’s quiche! and i even used homemade pie crust (sarah’s crust!) the quiche recipe is on a super old newspaper clipping that my mom put in a homemade cookbook for me a long time ago, but one of our shower guests was asking for it so here it is: pre-bake a pie shell for 10 min at 375. combine these: 5 eggs, 1 1/2 c half and half, 1/4 tsp dry mustard, 1/8 tsp pepper, 1/16 tsp cayenne, 1/8 tsp nutmeg, 1/4 tsp salt, 1 1/4 c grated gruyere or swiss, 1 c finely chopped onion (softened in a skillet for 5-7 min), 8 strips bacon or 1/2 c ham. pour into pie shell, bake at 375 until set (begin checking for doneness at 45 min). 

rhubarb hibiscus tea- from shelly’s book and everybody loved it! it wasn’t too sweet and the color was such a pretty shade of pink that the clear glass bottles of it were like decorations themselves. 


here are some make-ahead tips in case you’re planning a shower: pretty much all of the sweet things could be made ahead. the princess cakes, cookies, and scones are able to be fully assembled and then frozen for up to a couple of weeks in advance. defrost in the fridge the day before and then bring to room temp the day of. i made the cake and the petits fours a few days before and stored them in the fridge. i prepped the sandwich fillings the day before and assembled the sandwiches the day of. and the quiche i also made the day before and then stored in the fridge until it was time for the party. 

for decorations, we referred to melissa’s book, scandinavian gatherings. that book is so stinkin cute. eggboy and i made the mushroom felt garland, the polymer clay mushroom sandwich picks, and the teacup terrariums using vintage teacups that have been in the eggfamily for generations. and eggboy made the tiered tree trunk stands from trunks in our yard! 

we also made flower crowns! we used pipe cleaners instead of floral tape since they were easier to distribute to all of the guests, but they came out so beautifully and convinced eggsister to have flower crowns at her wedding. our surprise decoration/activity was a homemade dala horse piñata. his name was bojack horseman. we made him a few weeks ago out of cardboard and a whole lot of packing tape (no need to do the paper mache thing, it turns out!) and hid him in a closet until the party. every so often we’d take him out and admire our work, which up close looked a little *rustic* but still we were really proud. i actually got kind of sad when it was time to whack him with a stick. luckily only his belly broke to let out all of the gummy bears and ring pops and the rest of him stayed in tact. no one except for little eleanor the flower girl went for the candy, everyone was sugared out. so our job was complete!

happy almost wedding, eggsister!!!!!!!!!

here is the recipe that i used for the chocolate chip rosemary scones. they are a basic buttery scone that have been infused with fresh rosemary. i added a bit of orange zest too because i always feel like that helps accentuate the rosemary flavor in the way that espresso boosts cocoa and cinnamon boosts tahini. great aunt ethel said that these were the best scones she’s ever had! i’ll take it, especially from ethel because she is a baking queen. 

and like all things that i infuse with one herb, i suddenly want to try them out with other herbs. mint chocolate chip scones? basil chocolate chip scones????


chocolate chip rosemary scones

makes 15 scones

ingredients

for the scones:

2 c (240g) all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting

1 tb baking powder

1 tsp kosher salt

6 tb (75g) sugar

zest of 1/2 orange

1/2 c (113g) unsalted butter, cold and cut into 1/2" cubes

6 oz (170g) chocolate chips

1/2 c (113g) rosemary cream (recipe below)

1 large egg

1 tsp vanilla extract

 

for the glaze:

3 tb (40g) reserved infused rosemary cream

1 c (120g) powdered sugar

pinch of kosher salt

clues

for the scones:

preheat the oven to 400ºf. line two baking sheets with parchment and set aside.

In the bowl of a food processor, combine the flour, baking powder, salt, sugar, and orange zest. pulse to combine. add the butter and continue to pulse until butter is pea-sized. 

pour the mixture into a large bowl and then add the chocolate chips.

In a medium bowl, whisk together rosemary cream, egg, and vanilla extract. Add to the dry ingredients, and mix until just combined.

Turn the dough out onto a surface dusted with flour and roll it out to 1" thick. cut out 2" circles using a biscuit cutter and place on baking sheets, 1 1/2" apart. bake until bottoms are lightly browned, beginning checking for doneness at 12 minutes.

let cool for 10 minutes on the pan, then transfer to a wire rack.

for the glaze:

Combine reserved cream with the powdered sugar and a pinch of salt. Mix until spreadable (if it’s too thick, add a bit of water or additional heavy cream bit by bit until it’s spreadable).

spoon the glaze over the scones while they’re still warm. enjoy!


infused rosemary cream

ingredients

1 c (227g) heavy cream

4 sprigs fresh rosemary

clues

add the heavy cream and rosemary springs to a small saucepan. bring to simmer over medium high heat, then reduce heat to low and simmer for 15 minutes, stirring often. let cool then strain out the rosemary. store in the fridge until ready to use. 


-yeh!