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RECIPE: MARZIPAN MANDEL BREAD WITH CACAO NIBS AND SEA SALT

these days, our favorite thing to do on a cold snowy night (which is pretty much every night) is to wash up, get in our comfy clothes, and then head down the road to eggboy's parents' house to watch marathon runs of homeland on their big screen. it is like a staycation. egg eats soup, and together we predict every five minutes what is going to happen in the next five minutes. i'm usually wrong and eggboy is almost always right.

sometimes we burst out laughing because it's hard to take everything so seriously after that ridiculous saturday night live parody. but in general we're addicted.

we're about most of the way through season two, and i officially have a favorite character: saul berenson. i want to be his bff. he doesn't randomly stab people, he doesn't have jazz freak-outs, he isn't a double agent, he's the only logical, honest, real-life-like character. he is also really smart and he has a really great beard. i basically wish he could be my uncle.

i realized that i get the same feeling watching him as i do when i watch taystee on orange is the new black. i had a class with danielle (who plays taystee) back at juilliard, and what makes her so fun to watch in orange is the new black is that taystee comes so naturally to her. the happy, smiley, hilarious girl that is taystee is also danielle.

and i might be totally wrong about this, it could just be really wonderful acting, but last night it occurred to me that i wouldn't be surprised if the actor who plays saul is exactly like saul in real life.

so i internet researched him, or mandy patinkin, who plays him, and learned that 1) he played inigo montoya in the princess bride, 2) it's impossible to tell from the internet if saul berenson = mandy patinkin, and 3) mandy is short for mandel.

which was a sign that i should make mandel bread. the end.

mandel bread is basically the jewish equivalent to biscotti. it's hard and meant to be dipped in coffee or tea. "mandel" means almonds, so you'll usually find it with sliced almonds along with cinnamon sugar, dried fruit, or chocolate chips. i like this marzipan version because it adds a bit of softness to break up the texture of the dense cookie. the cacao nibs lend a bitter taste, which i like, but you are welcome to use regular chocolate chips.

marzipan mandel (patinkin) bread with cacao nibs and sea salt

makes 18 large pieces

inspired by a recipe from the shiksa.

ingredients

3 c flour

1 tsp baking powder

3/4 tsp kosher salt

1 c vegetable oil

1 c sugar

3 large eggs

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp almond extract

1 8-oz can of marzipan (a 7-oz tube will work fine too), chopped into small pieces and dusted with a bit of powdered sugar

1/2 c cacao nibs or dark chocolate chips

a few pinches of sea salt and pearl sugar for sprinkling

clues

in a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and kosher salt, and set aside.

in a large bowl, whisk together oil and sugar. whisk in the eggs, one at a time, and then the vanilla and almond extracts.

whisk the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients, and then fold in the marzipan and cacao nibs or chips.

cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least an hour, up to overnight.

preheat oven to 350f.

line a baking sheet with parchment, divide dough into two equal parts, and then form long rectangles, about 4 inches wide. leave a few good inches in between the rectangles because they will spread in the oven. sprinkle the tops with pearl sugar and a few pinches of sea salt and then bake for 25 minutes.

remove from the oven and reduce heat to 250. cut the rectangles into 1-inch pieces and place them on their sides. bake at 250 for 20 more minutes, or until desired crispiness. 

enjoy while watching homeland.

-yeh!

PEPPERMINT MARSHMALLOW SANDWICH COOKIES

as a total cultural mutt who grew up celebrating both christmas and hanukkah, you know what i am enjoying right now? focusing my energy on christmas. i mean, i love hanukkah. i love latkes, and donuts, and candles... but i also love that it was combined with thanksgiving this year and not christmas.

when you celebrate christmas and hanukkah, you always find yourself spending the extra syllable to say happy chrismukkah, you look for hanukkah ornaments for your chrismukkah bush, you add the adam sandler hanukkah song onto holiday playlists because you'll feel bad if it's just christmas tunes, you spend five minutes at the town tree lighting ceremony finding the itsy bitsy menorah.... oh, and you have to save room for latkes and this can sometimes mean eating less cookies.

no.

yes.

eating less cookies in the name of latkes. it's just what needs to be done sometimes.

and that may be the number one reason why i am enjoying this quality alone time with christmas.

i took part in a christmas cookie swap. a giant massive international one! it was so cool. i typically don't do this type of thing, but since moving here, i have been loving sending out cute little packages of goodies to my friends in other states. and you should see how adorable the town post office is. it's in a little brick and white house that closes for a lunch hour, there's never a line, and bruce is the name of the sweet man that is always behind the counter. mailing things is my new favorite.

my cookie for the swap was inspired by peppermint joe-joe's. i love those little guys. i made my take on them, and knowing that they would have to be sturdy enough for a few days in the mail, i made the centers out of marshmallow.

the result was a chewy, chocolatey, peppermint delight! 

peppermint marshmallow sandwich cookies

1. make one batch of smitten kitchen's brownie roll-out cookies (tip: instead of dusting your work surface with flour, dust it with cocoa powder so the chocolatey color doesn't fade.)

2. make one batch of this marshmallow recipe, but replace the vanilla extract with peppermint extract, and then omit the colored sanding sugar and cocoa/chocolate chips. basically you only need to follow steps 3-8. 

3. pipe a dollop of marshmallow cream onto the centers of half of your cookies, and then top them with another cookie. let set for a few hours and then enjoy!

-yeh!

RECIPE: ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS WITH SAUSAGE AND GOCHUJANG

i've lost more than ten pounds since i moved to north dakota. it doesn't really match up when you consider that local cuisine requires creamy soups and pounds of butter and that all recipes for "salad" call for jell-o and/or cool whip. oh and i work in a bakery and i've yet to join a gym.

but i attribute my loose jeans to two things:

1. i no longer have a running list of new bakeries/ice cream shops/burgers to try, like i did in new york. (the last new restaurant that opened up in town was a panera, three months ago...) and afternoons with nothing to do can never turn into a donut tour of the village. occasionally it's a bummer, but for the most part i enjoy not having the pressure of needing to be in the know with the latest pastry. is that silly? is the pressure to be in the know about pastries the worst first world problem ever?

2. eggboy and his family are all about the vegetables. a typical meal includes vegetables as the main, and meat and grains as sides. one back in new york, i had this massive mac and cheese party and lived off the leftovers for days. afterwards i felt all gross and chubby, so i asked eggboy, the resident health nut in my life, what i should do. he reads a lot of health books and he said that i shouldn't think about eating less of anything, but rather i should think about eating a lot more vegetables. that did the trick! it was yummy and i felt way better. since moving here, i've had the time to plan and cook most of our dinners, and i've needed to pack eggboy full of nutrients for his long farming days... i suppose i've done this whole vegetable thing without totally thinking about it.

we love our brussels sprouts. 

multiple times a week, our dinner is roasted brussels sprouts and then whatever meat we have on hand. local turkey, fresh elk, or sometimes breakfast sausage. and i like to drizzle the sprouts with my favorite sesame sauce.

i've lately gotten into adding gochujang, a korean condiment made from fermented red peppers. it's smoky and spicy, but not too spicy, and a little bit sweet. it can luckily (and surprisingly?) be found at most grocery stores here, so my koreatown withdrawal hasn't been too bad. i like that gochujang adds a kick and another flavor dimension, and i think it goes really well with sprouts!

roasted brussels sprouts with sausage and gochujang

makes 2-4 servings

ingredients

2 tb olive oil

3/4 pound brussels sprouts, halved

salt, to taste

2 sausage links, uncooked and with casings removed

2 tb soy sauce

2 tb tahini

1 tb gochujang, or more to taste

a drizzle of honey, optional

 

clues

preheat oven to 400f.

coat the bottom of an oven-proof skillet with olive oil and place the brussels sprouts face down. depending on the size of the skillet, you may need to use two in order to fit all of the sprouts. sprinkle with salt and set over medium-high heat for 10-15 minutes, until bottoms are browned (do not stir the brussels sprouts, keep them face down).

once sprouts are brown, give them a little stir. if you used two skillets, combine the sprouts into one. stick them in the oven for about 15 minutes, until cooked through.

meanwhile, cook the sausage, breaking it into crumbles with a spoon. also, make the sauce by combining the soy sauce, tahini, gochujang, and honey. if it's too difficult to stir, heat it in the microwave for 20-30 seconds.

combine the sprouts, sausage, and sauce, and enjoy!

-yeh!

RECIPE: MOLASSES & WALNUT BUTTER COOKIE BARS (GLUTEN FREE + DAIRY FREE)

in the craft cave of my dreams, walls are lined with spools and spools of candy striped string. drawers house every rubber stamp ever made. and endless stacks of earthy colored felt sit artfully on a rustic wooden table. 

glitter glue runs from a faucet, and yarn from my pet alpaca gets dyed with berries from the tree out back.

maybe a kiln will double as a pizza oven.

sigh.

the things we think of in anticipation of a craft workshop.

a craft workshop! i haven't been to a craft workshop since grade school art class when lisa frank was my bff. but now i am anxiously testing recipes for some goodies that i'm making for the guests at the be crafty workshop in fargo this weekend.

i'm so excited. i'm going to smear elmer's glue all over my hands and then peel it off.

(no i'm not.)

i'm in the early stages of a molasses obsession. i can feel it. i've never before had such strong feelings about molasses, but the other day at the bakery i was making about 12,000,000 gingerbread boys and the molasses smell approached me in a way it never had before. i suddenly needed molasses in all corners of my life.

is this what growing up is?

and speaking of the bakery, one of the owners was in the newspaper this week with a great recipe for walnut butter! i made it. and then i mixed it with molasses and a few other things to produce really delightful, chewy cookies!

i think they'll be the perfect crafting snack.  

molasses & walnut butter cookie bars

makes six large bars

ingredients

1 c walnut butter

2 tb molasses

1/2 c brown sugar

1 large egg

1/4 c almond meal

a pinch of ground ginger

a pinch of salt

clues

preheat oven to 375.

line a baking sheet with parchment and set aside.

in a medium bowl, mix together the walnut butter, molasses, brown sugar, and egg.

in a small bowl, mix together remaining ingredients.

add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir to combine. (mixture should be a bit goopy, but manageable. if it's too moist, add a bit more almond flour.)

shape dough into bars, place them on your baking sheet, and bake for 18-20 minutes.

-yeh!