i had a wicked collection of marzipan pigs

and an extensive knowledge of benches.

{a favorite hobby was testing out every single one that i found}

other obsessions included tupperware,

spelling the word zucchini,

and substituting my middle name for trapezoid.

{it's rebecca}

my goals in life were to be a mathematician and to drive a limo.

i had a lisp.

i had a bowl cut.

and no intention of ever eating jellyfish.

{what were you like when you were a wee one?}

-yeh!