new york

week 15: motorino

i don't know when it began,
but a while back i made a trip home from school,
and friday night was magically instated by mum as 
pizza night.

it was either,

a) in an effort to regulate our pizza intake
so that we could either  
[1] have a night where we wouldn't have to feel terribly guilty about indulging in cheese and grease not that i do anyways or 
[2] limit ourselves to one night a week because otherwise some of us would eat it every day

or

b) in an effort to not slave in the kitchen for one day a week

or

c) as a continuation of "b," observe the shabbos 
kidding. if that were true we probably wouldn't be ordering pepperoni. 

anyways,
as a result,
we've become pretty well versed in pizza in the suburbs of chicago
{which pretty much means we get lou mal's every friday that i'm home}
but in preparation for last week's visit,
mum and i saved our friday night pizza night for monday night so that we wouldn't have to wait seven hours for a table at


in the east village.

because when you've got rachel ray calling motorino the best pizza on the east coast  in her march madness pizza bracket,

there's obv gonna be a line out the door.


but
since dining at odd hours is apparently my expertise,
we were able to walk in late on a monday night sans line.
yay yipee!!


since everything looked so good,
and also sometimes in a foreign language,
we had miss waitress decide for us,

"one red and one white"

so we got

stracciatella 
basil, olive oil, sea salt

&

soppressata piccante
mozzarella, spicy soppressata, garlic, oregano



and when the stracciatella came out first,
i ate the first piece so fast
that i forgot to enjoy it!

so i had another.
and another.
and then shared the love with the soppressata 
and couldn't get enough of that either...

until both pizzas were all gone and i wanted to puke my brains out

but darn, it was worth it.

the texture of the crust in this pizza napoletana thing is just so addictive
and the slightly burnt/smokey taste adds another element,
that makes you feel way glamorous in the process of stuffing your face.
i preferred the stracciatella,
mainly because of the massive amounts of cheese
{tummy didn't like me for that one though}
the soppressata was very good, 
although i wasn't ohmygod wild about it.
it had overtones of cheetos. 
and i wanted more cheese.

really, it's all about the crust.
chewy, doughy, and soft in the middle, 
 a bit crispy on the outside
i think i could live off the stuff.


to add to the excitement of our delicious meal,
entertainment arrived mid-pie in the form of the owner pulling up in a taxi,
having just been at le poisson rouge for the
and delivered the readers' choice award for 
best new pizzeria in new york!
go motorino!!

{i sat sheepishly in my seat as we are the champions blasted over the speakers,
 hoping that no one would find out that i voted for kesté... oops.
to know which was better though,
goodness they were so similar,
i'd have to try them again...}


oooh can it be friday night pizza night soon please?

37 to go...


xoxo


yeh


motorino is located on 12th st and 1st ave, as well as at 319 graham ave in brooklyn
open sun-th 11am-12am
fri-sat 11am-1am



week 14: seasonal

the buzz about
is that it's got the hot new schnitzel in town.
{what's that sound? oh that's the sound of seasonal zooming to the top of my places to try list...}

and after a walk up to midtown from the village,
mum and i deserved it!
the amuse bouche set a high precedent:
taleggio cheese, 
potater soup, 
spec, 
dill powder
how cute is it that it was made to look like an egg??
this picture makes it look like it was huge,
but really, 
it was about two bites
of creamy, smokey, dill-y goodness.

next,
mum and i got our fork and knife, 
flexed our muscles,
and got ready to dig in to some thick and juicy
meat!

except,
what i got when i dug in was something much much less satisfying...
the sound of a fork hitting the plate prematurely.
and,
"ma, where's the crunch?"
...

it became clear why this schnitzel is
"the hot new schnitzel"

it's diet schnitzel.
refer to the above photo to see what is the thinnest piece of meat i have ever seen in my life.
with a crust that was more like a helium balloon encasing the meat,
that refused to stick to the meat,
even though i begged.

whaaaa???

i looked around.

i looked to my size 0 waitress. 
is she going to shout april fools?

are these people kidding?

gustav mahler did not eat his schnitzel in a balloon.

authentic, my derriere. 

i mean,
the crust wasn't soggy,
i'll give it that. 

and it was seasoned well.

but
 a paper thin veal slice plus a paper thin coating of breading does not a schnitzel make.

i get it, schnitzel is supposed to be thin and pounded out.
but, no no no, not like this.

also what was frustrating was
the way the lemons were cut into circles as opposed to wedges,
which made them impossible to squeeze.

the spätzle didn't help much either.
it was watery.
and unhot. 


the dessert was tasty.
it was a chocolatey and hazelnutty.
but i mean, 
it wasn't a donut.

actually one of the best things was the little quark cheesecake {on the left} at the end of the meal.
the truffles on the right were coffee flavored.

i enjoy little amuse bouches and little second desserts. 


...


oh dear,
i feel like i'm a h8er.

i'm not, i promise,
i just had a certain expectation for my schnitzel.
and this was just a whole new take on it that i simply wasn't ready for.
it's like when fancy restaurants put mushrooms in mac and cheese.


overall it was a nice experience.
the atmosphere was lovely,
and all of the wait people were very nice.

but,
if i can have a crispier, meatier, piping hot schnitz for a few bucks from the schnitzel truck,
there's no point in going back to seasonal to drop 30 on some skimpy meat that's about to fly away.

good thing i have 38 restaurants to go...


xoxo


yeh


seasonal is located on 58th between 6th and 7th





that time my stomach exploded.

this is not another april fool's joke.
in the 48 hours that mum was in town, we actually ate all of this:

every good explosion begins with poached eggs.
these ones on focaccia with spinach at
on broadway between 89th and 90th

dessert was a macarella
{macarella = nutella sandwiched between two coconut macaroons
...at least we tried to keep kosher for passover?}

and as soon as we got down to the village,
we decided that the hot weather called for some
on bleecker and cornelia
red velvet cake yogurt and taro yogurt to be exact.
with strawbees and mochi, of course.

and i kid you not,
we literally sat on the bench outside of 
on bleecker accross from phileo
finishing off our yogurt,
so that we wouldn't have to bring it in with us to order a hot cross bun.
it was easter, after all.
...and as mentioned before, 
it was a definite room temperature cross bun. 
delicious and doughy and yeasty and tasty nonetheless. 
{i wanted a bread bunny too. but i'm allergic to bunnies}

schnitzel @ seasonal.
on 58th between 6th and 7th
more on this later.
but, duh, we friggen had schnitzel.

day two: the poached eggs were on english muffins this time at
on amsterdam and 79th
i had a lorraine omelet. 
they know their omelets, those nice people.

ok i swear we didn't eat all of these bomboloni from
on 68th and columbus
they were for the percussion ensemble concert dress rehearsal.
i only ate one. or seven. no really, just two.
and i think i made the alice tully stage hands love me.

dinner number one at
on amsterdam and 73rd
made me feel like i was in a cute vacation town.
we had a crispy focaccia sandwich with prosciutto and robiola cheese
that was superbly tangy...


...and gnocchi in a shape i've never seen gnocchi in before.
with fabulous out of this world red sauce.

dinner number two at
at east 12th and 1st
was at the golden section of mum's stay for good reason.
more on this later.

day three: poached eggs on scones
...at the customary trip to 
at 73rd and columbus
where mum always gets coffee.
when will she learn?


this actually happened.

and that doesn't even include the fresh baked cookie bars that mum brought for me,
or all of the bread baskets,
or the amuse bouches...


seriously, we deserve a medal.
or a jenny craig membership.
{worth it.... soooooo worth it}


stay tuned for more details on a few of these for restaurant challenge posts!


xoxo


yeh