holidays and celebrations

RECIPE: SUFGANIYOT STUFFING (WITH BACON...)

please tell me you did not actually think that i was making plain jane and easy peasy sufganiyot yesterday and being serious about it. 

i mean, ok, they are a solid second rate choice for when you're busy last-minute constructing your menorah. but no way would any guests of mine catch me just making sufganiyot.  

when you're religion tells you to eat donuts, you eat donuts with a capital d. you work all day in the kitchen and you make it all from scratch, or you at least go to the donut plant. you don't just fry bullshit dough out of a can. 

so if you haven't already figured it out, i quickly made donuts yesterday so that i could have day old donuts today in order to simulate the timing between the first night of hannukah and thanksgiving... so that i could make stuffing out of my day old sufganiyot... so that i could make thanksgiving even fatter.

i didn't actually make them to eat them and share them with my friends. 

i won't even try to sugarcoat this (heh. get it? cause sufganiyot are coated in sugar?), this is going to be the reason that we all explode on thanksgiving. you might have trouble saving room for pie. or latkes. or whatever. this stuffing is the perfect marriage of the three food groups of salty, sweet, and bacon. it for sure isn't kosher (unless you use a dairy-free donut and turkey bacon). and i have only tried this with my biscuit dough sufganiyot, which are rather cakey, so if you plan on having a sufganiyah of a different texture, i recommend testing it out before the big day. i could see lighter doughs getting a bit too soggy, but i hope to be proven wrong. 

this recipe is based on the recipe that i wrote last year for pastrami sandwich stuffing. which presents another thought: does there need to be a stuffing-centric concept pop-up restaurant? yes, yes there does.

sufganiyot stuffing with bacon 

makes 6-8 servings 

ingredients 

one batch of these sufganiyot

2 tb olive oil

1 small onion, chopped

2 stalks of celery, chopped

2 pinches of kosher salt

4 slices of bacon, chopped

1/4 c dried cranberries

1 c chicken or vegetable broth

1 egg

a pinch each of ground cloves, ground cinnamon, and thyme

a small handful of fresh parsley

 clues

preheat oven to 200 f. slice open your sufganiyot, extract the jam as best you can, and set it aside. cut sufganiyot into 3/4-inch pieces and then bake for 1 to 1 1/2 hours, stirring every 30 minutes, until they're very dry. when they're done baking, remove them from the oven and crank the heat up to 375 f.

heat olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. cook the onion and celery until soft and translucent, 5-7 minutes. add the bacon and dried cranberries, and heat until the bacon is cooked through.  

in a medium bowl, whisk together the broth, egg, spices, and reserved jam (you'll want 1/4 cup of jam-- if you don't have enough reserved from the donuts, add more).  

in a greased large loaf pan, gently combine the sufganiyot cubes and the onion mixture. fold in the parsley and the broth mixture to coat the cubes evenly. bake for 45 minutes.

enjoy while wearing your prettiest eating pants. 

-yeh! 

 

PICKLE PARTY

ingredients for the perfect pickle party
1. awesome fun people who like to pickle just as much as you and preferably have more experience than you or just more twitter followers that can answer questions like "do we really need to sterilize these jars?" unless you are a pickle master. in my case, my perfect pickle partners were donny and howie.
2. like, a shitton of kosher salt, jars, vinegar, and patience.
3. the national and andrew byrd pandora stations.
6. a direct line to eggboy's grandma who is apparently more a pickle master than everyone in brooklyn combined.

-yeh!!!!!

WEEKEND WARRIORS


spring crept in the door this weekend! it shouted, in its cute high-pitched elmo-like voice, "wear a colorful dress! eat colorful food!" and so dress i wore and kale i ate and merry we were, as roomie patrick entertained his guests on easter for one of those brunch parties that starts at 2 in the afternoon. (i am convinced that all of patrick's friends qualify to be guest characters on girls. you know, the attractive, smart, pop culture savvy type that have 10,000 twitter followers and poetry degrees.)

also this weekend i broke my kosher for passover run to eat hot cross buns x two: one from bklyn larder on a little lunch date with eggboy, and one (ok three) that chris made from scratch. after bklyn larder, eggboy got a little bit blue about not being with his family for easter, so i rerouted us to fleisher's, where we acquired beginner's steak and beginner's lamb (neither of us have cooked either of those before) for a special eggboyeaster dinner! i think the steak had about 10 minutes too many, but i'd rather feed eggboy overcooked steak than undercooked. 

we rounded off the weekend with 90s movies, the kind that show you what life was like in the suburbs when scrunchies were in style and pixar wasn't yet that cool. i rather miss those days... 

-yeh!