french toast smoothie

{ok tell me if this sounds gross}

my breakfasts as of late are in smoothie form. 

i roll out of bed, stand in my kitchen, and just put whatever looks good into the magic bullet blender cup. 

it's usually frozen strawbees, bluebees, greek yogurt, cocoa powder... 

if i'm feeling like a badass i put some jiff or almond syrup in.  

then i blender it all up.

and while it's blendering i look for whatever bready-type thing is lying around. 

last week it was cornbread, today it was leftover french toast.

and then i break it up into little pieces and throw it on top.

it's kind of like a chocolate cake shake, but less fat butt-enducing.

try it.

-yeh!

breakfast for dinner

lentil sausage pigs in sourdough buttermilk vanilla blankets... with brown sugar strawbee {juices}

my quest for turning all meat things into lentil/almond/egg things continues. 
when i was a wee one, i'd eat those pig in a blanket things that came on a stick and that looked like corn dogs. and that you could nevvver quite microwave right, for either the middle was still frozen or the outside was overcooked. but they were still really good and fun and you could eat them on the school bus. 
...that on-a-stick thing was what i was going for, but the lentil sausage had the consistency of what happens when you eat too many sunchokes in a day. so i just made poo-shaped lentil sausage logs, and they were really good.
{recipe}
lentil breakfast sausage: {mix together} ground cooked lentils + almond flour + white flour + eggs + salt + pepper + allspice + nutmeg + sage + thyme + brown sugar + cayenne. form poo shapes, cook in olive oil. 


-yeh!

clinton street pancakes in my jammies

the cookbook section of the public library is my new favorite place.

you can go to shopsin's,

and rose bakery,

and noma*

without even having to shower or put your face on or wait!

and even better: yesterday i experienced clinton street baking company's

super famous & fluffy pancakes after a heavy night of drinking without the

risk of getting to the front of the line and having to emergency

run home to vom because i was already at home!!

how great is that.

also, seeing the recipe makes you think twice about eating the initial twelve that you'd like to, lest you consume all that butter. so you are killing two birds with one stone by being healthful and in your jammies!

yippee!!

-yeh!!

*good friggen luck with that one. but will invite me over when you do?


is that a long-faced mickey mouse pancake, or are you just excited to see me?

a jacksonville morning

kj 

lklk

naked feet {i guess you would call that barefoot}
a red porch swing
the man waving hello as he passes

"and resisting the initial impulse to flick him off?"

strawbees + almonds + vanilla yogurt

lizards hurry scurry

the american flag

and a dead cell phone 

-yeh!