liking any and all clever facebook statuses, even if it's a person that i haven't talked to since 3rd grade

eating at least thirty almonds in one sitting (how can you eat just one?)

wearing a blanket around my waist as if it's a skirt because i refuse to turn up the heat in my apartment

hating on the gossip girl

following gossip girl from the very beginning to the very end

listening to christmas music 24/7 post-thanksgiving

sending the smiling poop emoji to everyone i know since i got a phone with emoji

putting cheese on anything and everything