for just one second

i would like to fist pump, eat graham crackers and have nap time whenever i want, fart, pick my nose, spend ungodly amounts of money, go to bed without brushing my teeth, eat gummy bears, nacho cheese, and twelve boxes of eggos, watch rom coms, become crunchy, say the f word on the internet a lot, bite my nails, get "oh em jazzle" tattooed on my forehead, get caught listening to britney spears, not do laundry ever, and have bad breath without any consequences. k thanks bye.