happy father's day


to the pops with the iron stomach,
who loves paella and anything with unlimited toppings,
who knows exactly one knock knock joke,
who used to sport a wicked mustache and a giant asianfro,
who will play the sesame street theme song on his clarinet whenever i want,
and who never 
ever
 ever
 gives up.
you rock, pops!!!
-your favorite middle offspring