mustaches for people without

such as, but not limited to:

a majority of females

asian males {#stereotypesiamallowedtomakebecauseiamasian}

a guide for my real life friends

 who are attending my mustache get together 

this weekend

 {sorry, blog friends}

1. draw one on your finger with a sharpie marker

{you can also draw one directly on your face with a sharpie marker, 

depending on how hardcore you really are}

2. ye old mask

{thanks, izia!}

3. a necklace!

if you don't have a super awesome art student friend to make you one,

you may purchase one at catbird in brooklyn

{via}

4. put one on a stick

{because things are just better on sticks... think about corndogs}

5. use other hair 

{via}

6. purchase from the vending machine on amsterdam between 85th and 86th

have wonderful a wonderful weekend!

xoxo

yeh